Showing posts with label lyrics. Show all posts
Showing posts with label lyrics. Show all posts

10/31/2012

Talking Heads Psycho Killer Greek Lyrics


Δεν μπορώ φαίνεται να αντιμετωπίσω τα γεγονότα
Είμαι ανήσυχος και νευρικός και δεν μπορώ να χαλαρώσω
Δεν μπορώ να κοιμηθώ, γιατί το κρεβάτι μου είναι στη φωτιά
Μην μ 'αγγίζεις είμαι ένα πραγματικό ζωντανό σύρμα.

Ψύχο δολοφόνος
Τι είναι αυτό;
fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa μακριά καλύτερα
Τρέξε Τρέξε Τρέξε Τρέξε Τρέξε Τρέξε Τρέξε μακριά
Ψύχο δολοφόνος
Τι είναι αυτό;
fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa μακριά καλύτερα
Τρέξε Τρέξε Τρέξε Τρέξε Τρέξε Τρέξε Τρέξε μακριά

Ξεκίνησες μια συζήτηση που δεν μπορείς να ολοκληρώσεις ακόμα.
Μιλάς πολύ αλλά δεν λες τίποτα.
Όταν δεν έχω τίποτα να πω, είναι σφραγισμένα τα χείλη μου.
Είπες μια φορά κάτι,γιατί το ξαναλές?

Ψύχο δολοφόνος
Τι είναι αυτό;
fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa μακριά καλύτερα
Τρέξε Τρέξε Τρέξε Τρέξε Τρέξε Τρέξε Τρέξε μακριά
Ψύχο δολοφόνος
Τι είναι αυτό;
fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa μακριά καλύτερα
Τρέξε Τρέξε Τρέξε Τρέξε Τρέξε Τρέξε Τρέξε μακριά

Αυτό που έκανα εκείνη τη νύχτα
Αυτό που είπα, το βράδυ
Συνειδητοποιώντας την ελπίδα μου
Αρχίζω να πιστεύω τη δόξα μου...Εντάξη
Είμαστε μάταιοι και είμαστε τυφλοί
Μισώ τους ανθρώπους όταν δεν είναι ευγενικοί

Ψύχο δολοφόνος
Τι είναι αυτό;
fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa μακριά καλύτερα
Τρέξε Τρέξε Τρέξε Τρέξε Τρέξε Τρέξε Τρέξε μακριά
Ψύχο δολοφόνος
Τι είναι αυτό;
fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa μακριά καλύτερα
Τρέξε Τρέξε Τρέξε Τρέξε Τρέξε Τρέξε Τρέξε μακριά

oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh....

10/14/2012

Psy Gangnam Style English Lyrics

Oppa is Gangnam style
Gangnam style
A girl who is warm and humanle during the day
A classy girl who know how to enjoy the freedom of a cup of coffee
A girl whose heart gets hotter when night comes
A girl with that kind of twist
I'am a guy
A guy who is as warm as you during the day
A guy who one-shots his coffee before it even cools down
A guy whose heart bursts when night comes
That kind of guy
Beautiful, loveable
Yes you, hey, yes you, hey
Beautiful, loveable
Yes you, hey, yes you, hey
Now let's go until the end
Oppa is Gangnam style, Gangnam style
Oppa is Gangnam style, Gangnam style
Oppa is Gangnam style
Eh- Sexy Lady, Oppa is Gangnam style
Eh- Sexy Lady oh oh oh oh
A girl who looks quiet but plays when she plays
A girl who puts her hair down when the right time comes
A girl who covers herself but is more sexy than a girl who bares it all
A sensable girl like that
I'am a guy
A guy who seems calm but plays when he plays
A guy who goes completely crazy when the right time comes
A guy who has bulging ideas rather than muscles
That kind of guy
Beautiful, loveable
Yes you, hey, yes you, hey
Beautiful, loveable
Yes you, hey, yes you, hey
Now let’s go until the end
Oppa is Gangnam style, Gangnam style
Oppa is Gangnam style, Gangnam style
Oppa is Gangnam style
Eh- Sexy Lady, Oppa is Gangnam style
Eh- Sexy Lady oh oh oh oh
On top of the running man is the flying man, baby baby
I'am a man who knows a thing or two
On top of the running man is the flying man, baby baby
I'am a man who knows a thing or two
You know what I'am saying
Oppa is Gangnam style
Eh- Sexy Lady, Oppa is Gangnam style
Eh- Sexy Lady oh oh oh oh

10/12/2012

Andreas Johnson Glorious Lyrics


Here she comes with the master plan
And Im starting to lose control
Here she comes to this trash of man
And Im ready to taste it all... when
Shes bringing me in
Checking me out
Making me glorious
Here she comes like a brand new day
Belly dancing across the room
In the moonlight I watch her sway
To her rhythm Ill go as groom... with grace... tonight...
Shes bringing me in
Checking me out
Making me glorious... well
Here she comes
Shes bringing me in
Checking me out
Making me glorious
Shes bringing me in
Turning me on
Making me glorious

10/05/2012

Aiden Die, Die My Darling Lyrics


[Whispering:]
Die, die, die my darling (die (tonight) die, die, die...)
Die, die, die my darling (die (tonight) die, die, die...)
Die, die, die my darling (die (tonight) die, die, die...)

Die!

Die, die, die my darling
Don't utter a single word
Die, die, die my darling
Just shut your pretty mouth

I'll be seeing you again
I'll be seeing you in Hell

Don't cry to me oh baby
Your future's in an oblong box, yeah
Don't cry to me oh baby
Should have seen it a-comin' on
Don't cry to me oh baby
I don't know it was in your power
Don't cry to me oh baby
Dead-end girl for a dead-end guy
Don't cry to me oh baby
Now your life drains on the floor
Don't cry to me oh baby

Die, die, die my darling
Don't utter a single word
Die, die, die my darling
Just shut your pretty mouth

I'll be seeing you again
I'll be seeing you in Hell

Don't cry to me a baby
Your future is in an oblong box
Don't cry to me oh baby
Should have seen the end a-comin' on, a-comin'
Don't cry to me oh baby
I don't know it was in your power
Don't cry to me oh baby
Dead-end girl for a dead-end guy
Don't cry to me oh baby
Now your life drains on the floor
Don't cry to me oh baby

Die, die, die my darling
Don't utter a single word
Die, die, die my darling
Shut your pretty mouth

I'll be seeing you again
I'll be seeing you in Hell

Don't cry to me oh baby
Die, die, die my darling
Don't cry to me oh baby
Die, die, die my darling
Die, die, die my darling
Die, die, die my darling
Shut your pretty mouth
Die, die, die my darling
Die, die, die my darling
Die, die, die my darling

Die, die, die, die, die, die....



8/29/2012

Carly Rae Jepsen Call me Maybe Lyrics



I threw a wish in the well,
Don't ask me, I'll never tell
I looked to you as it fell,
And now you're in my way

I'd trade my soul for a wish,
Pennies and dimes for a kiss
I wasn't looking for this,
But now you're in my way

Your stare was holdin',
Ripped jeans, skin was showin'
Hot night, wind was blowin'
Where you think you're going, baby?

Hey, I just met you,
And this is crazy,
But here's my number,
So call me, maybe?

It's hard to look right,
At you baby,
But here's my number,
So call me, maybe?

Hey, I just met you,
And this is crazy,
But here's my number,
So call me, maybe?

And all the other boys,
Try to chase me,
But here's my number,
So call me, maybe?

You took your time with the call,
I took no time with the fall
You gave me nothing at all,
But still, you're in my way

I beg, and borrow and steal
Have foresight and it's real
I didn't know I would feel it,
But it's in my way

Your stare was holdin',
Ripped jeans, skin was showin'
Hot night, wind was blowin'
Where you think you're going, baby?

Hey, I just met you,
And this is crazy,
But here's my number,
So call me, maybe?

It's hard to look right,
At you baby,
But here's my number,
So call me, maybe?

Hey, I just met you,
And this is crazy,
But here's my number,
So call me, maybe?

And all the other boys,
Try to chase me,
But here's my number,
So call me, maybe?

Before you came into my life
I missed you so bad
I missed you so bad
I missed you so, so bad

Before you came into my life
I missed you so bad
And you should know that
I missed you so, so bad

It's hard to look right,
At you baby,
But here's my number,
So call me, maybe?

Hey, I just met you,
And this is crazy,
But here's my number,
So call me, maybe?

And all the other boys,
Try to chase me,
But here's my number,
So call me, maybe?

Before you came into my life
I missed you so bad
I missed you so bad
I missed you so, so bad

Before you came into my life
I missed you so bad
And you should know that

So call me, maybe?

6/24/2012

Trace Adkins Timing Is Everything[from "Country Strong" soundtrack] Lyrics

When the stars line up
And you catch a good break
People think you're lucky
But you'll know its grace
It can happen so fast
Or a moment late
Timing is everything

Know I've had close calls
When it could've been me
I was young when I learned
Just how fragile life could be
I lost friends of mine
I guess it wasn't my time
Timing is everything

I could've been a child that god took home
I would've been one more unfinished song
When it seems a rhyme hard to find
That's when one comes along just in time

Well I remember that day
When our eyes first met
You ran into the building to get out of the rain
Cause you were soaking wet
And as I held the door
You wanted to know my name
Timing is everything

I could've been another minute late
You never would've crossed my path that day
When it seems true love is hard to find
That's when love comes along just in time
You can call it fate or destiny
Sometimes it's real it
Seems like it's a mystery
You can be hurt by love
Or healed by the same
Timing is everything

And it can happen so fast
Or a little bit late
Timing is everything

6/22/2012

Adele Set Fire To The Rain Lyrics

I let it fall, my heart,
And as it fell you rose to claim it
It was dark and I was over
Until you kissed my lips and you saved me

My hands, they're strong
But my knees were far too weak,
To stand in your arms
Without falling to your feet

But there's a side to you
That I never knew, never knew.
All the things you'd say
They were never true, never true,
And the games you play
You would always win, always win.

[Chorus:]
But I set fire to the rain,
Watched it pour as I touched your face,
Well, it burned while I cried
'Cause I heard it screaming out your name, your name!

When I lay with you
I could stay there
Close my eyes
Feel you here forever
You and me together
Nothing is better

'Cause there's a side to you
That I never knew, never knew,
All the things you'd say,
They were never true, never true,
And the games you play
You would always win, always win.

[Chorus:]
But I set fire to the rain,
Watched it pour as I touched your face,
Well, it burned while I cried
'Cause I heard it screaming out your name, your name!

I set fire to the rain
And I threw us into the flames
Where it felt something die
'Cause I knew that that was the last time, the last time!

Sometimes I wake up by the door,
That heart you caught must be waiting for you
Even now when we're already over
I can't help myself from looking for you.

[Chorus:]
I set fire to the rain,
Watched it pour as I touched your face,
Well, it burned while I cried
'Cause I heard it screaming out your name, your name

I set fire to the rain,
And I threw us into the flames
Where it felt something die
'Cause I knew that that was the last time, the last time, ohhhh!

Oh noooo
Let it burn, oh
Let it burn
Let it burn

Adele Rumour Has It Lyrics

She, she ain't real,
She ain't gonna be able to love you like I will,
She is a stranger,
You and I have history,
Or don't you remember?
Sure, she's got it all,
But, baby, is that really what you want?

Bless your soul, you've got your head in the clouds,
She made a fool out of you,
And, boy, she's bringing you down,
She made your heart melt,
But you're cold to the core,
Now rumour has it she ain't got your love anymore,

Rumour has it, rumour,
Rumour has it, rumour,
Rumour has it, rumour,
Rumour has it, rumour,
Rumour has it, rumour,
Rumour has it, rumour,
Rumour has it, rumour,
Rumour has it, rumour,

She, is half your age,
But I'm guessing that's the reason that you strayed,
I heard you've been missing me,
You've been telling people things you shouldn't be,
Like when we creep out and she ain't around,
Haven't you heard the rumours?

Bless your soul, you've got your head in the clouds,
You made a fool out of me,
And, boy, you're bringing me down,
You made my heart melt, yet I'm cold to the core,
But rumour has it I'm the one you're leaving her for,

Rumour has it, rumour,
Rumour has it, rumour,
Rumour has it, rumour,
Rumour has it, rumour,
Rumour has it, rumour,
Rumour has it, rumour,
Rumour has it, rumour,
Rumour has it, rumour,

All of these words whispered in my ear,
Tell a story that I cannot bear to hear,
Just 'cause I said it, it don't mean that I meant it,
People say crazy things,
Just 'cause I said it, don't mean that I meant it,
Just 'cause you heard it,

Rumour has it, rumour,
Rumour has it, rumour,
Rumour has it, rumour,
Rumour has it, rumour,
Rumour has it, rumour,
Rumour has it, rumour,
Rumour has it, rumour,
Rumour has it, rumour,
Rumour has it, rumour,
Rumour has it, rumour,
Rumour has it, rumour,
Rumour has it, rumour,
Rumour has it, rumour,
Rumour has it, rumour,

But rumour has it he's the one I'm leaving you for.

Adele Rolling In The Deep Lyrics

There's a fire starting in my heart
Reaching a fever pitch, it's bringing me out the dark
Finally I can see you crystal clear
Go 'head and sell me out and I'll lay your ship [shit] bare
See how I leave with every piece of you
Don't underestimate the things that I will do

There's a fire starting in my heart
Reaching a fever pitch
And it's bringing me out the dark

The scars of your love remind me of us
They keep me thinking that we almost had it all
The scars of your love, they leave me breathless
I can't help feeling
We could have had it all
(You're gonna wish you never had met me)
Rolling in the deep
(Tears are gonna fall, rolling in the deep)
You had my heart inside of your hand
(You're gonna wish you never had met me)
And you played it, to the beat
(Tears are gonna fall, rolling in the deep)

Baby, I have no story to be told
But I've heard one on you
And I'm gonna make your head burn
Think of me in the depths of your despair
Make a home down there
As mine sure won't be shared

(You're gonna wish you never had met me)
The scars of your love remind me of us
(Tears are gonna fall, rolling in the deep)
They keep me thinking that we almost had it all
(You're gonna wish you never had met me)
The scars of your love, they leave me breathless
(Tears are gonna fall, rolling in the deep)
I can't help feeling
We could have had it all
(You're gonna wish you never had met me)
Rolling in the deep
(Tears are gonna fall, rolling in the deep)
You had my heart inside of your hand
(You're gonna wish you never had met me)
And you played it, to the beat
(Tears are gonna fall, rolling in the deep)
We could have had it all
Rolling in the deep
You had my heart inside of your hand
But you played it, with a beating

Throw your soul through every open door (woah)
Count your blessings to find what you look for (woah)
Turn my sorrow into treasured gold (woah)
You'll pay me back in kind and reap just what you sow (woah)
(You're gonna wish you never had met me)
We could have had it all
(Tears are gonna fall, rolling in the deep)
We could have had it all
(You're gonna wish you never had met me)
It all, it all, it all
(Tears are gonna fall, rolling in the deep)

We could have had it all
(You're gonna wish you never had met me)
Rolling in the deep
(Tears are gonna fall, rolling in the deep)
You had my heart inside of your hand
(You're gonna wish you never had met me)
And you played it to the beat
(Tears are gonna fall, rolling in the deep)

We could have had it all
(You're gonna wish you never had met me)
Rolling in the deep
(Tears are gonna fall, rolling in the deep)
You had my heart inside of your hand
(You're gonna wish you never had met me)

But you played it
You played it
You played it
You played it to the beat.

Adele My Same Lyrics

You said I'm stubborn and I never give in
I think you're stubborn 'cept you're always softening
You say I'm selfish, I agree with you on that
I think you're giving out way too much in fact
I say we've only known each other a year
You say I've known you longer my dear
You like to be so close, I like to be alone
I like to sit on chairs and you prefer the floor
Walking with each other, think we'll never match at all, but we do
But we do, but we do, but we do

I thought I knew myself, somehow you know me more
I've never known this, never before
You're the first to make out whenever we argue
I don't know who I'd be if I didn't know you
You're so provocative, I'm so conservative
You're so adventurous, I'm so very cautious, combining
You'd think we wouldn't, we do, but we do, but we do, but we do

Favouritism ain't my thing but,
In this situation I'll be glad...

Favouritism ain't my thing but, in this situation I'll be glad to make an exception

You said I'm stubborn and I never give in
I think you're stubborn 'cept you're always softening
You say I'm selfish, I agree with you on that
I think you're giving out way too much in fact
I say we've only known each other a year
You say I've known you longer my dear
You like to be so close, I like to be alone
I like to sit on chairs and you prefer the floor
Walking with each other, think we'll never match at all, but we do

6/19/2012

Katy Perry Wide Awake Lyrics

  I'm wide awake
I'm wide awake

I'm wide awake
Yeah, I was in the dark
I was falling hard
With an open heart
I'm wide awake
How did I read the stars so wrong?
I'm wide awake
And now it's clear to me
That everything you see
Ain't always what it seems
I'm wide awake
Yeah, I was dreaming for so long

[Pre-Chorus]
I wish I knew then
What I know now
Wouldn't dive in
Wouldn't bow down
Gravity hurts
You made it so sweet
'Til I woke up on
On the concrete

[Chorus]
Falling from cloud 9
Crashing from the high
I'm letting go tonight
Yeah, I'm falling from cloud 9

I'm wide awake
Not losing any sleep
I picked up every piece
And landed on my feet
I'm wide awake
Need nothing to complete myself, no

I'm wide awake
Yeah, I am born again
Outta the lion's den
I don't have to pretend
And it's too late
The story's over now, the end

[Pre-Chorus]
I wish I knew then
What I know now
Wouldn't dive in
Wouldn't bow down
Gravity hurts
You made it so sweet
'Til I woke up on
On the concrete

[Chorus]
Falling from cloud 9 (it was out of the blue)
I'm crashing from the high
I'm letting go tonight (yeah, I'm letting you go)
I'm falling from cloud 9

I'm wide awake
Thunder rumbling
Castles crumbling
I'm wide awake
I am trying to hold on
I'm wide awake
God knows that I tried
Seeing the bright side
I'm wide awake
But I'm not blind anymore...

I'm wide awake
I'm wide awake

[Chorus]
Yeah, I'm falling from cloud 9 (it was out of the blue)
I'm crashing from the high
You know I'm letting go tonight (yeah, I'm letting you go)
I'm falling from cloud 9

I'm wide awake
I'm wide awake
I'm wide awake
I'm wide awake
I'm wide awake

Bryan Adams Have You Ever Really Loved A Woman Lyrics

To really love a woman
To understand her - you gotta know her deep inside
Hear every thought - see every dream
N' give her wings - when she wants to fly
Then when you find yourself lyin' helpless in her arms
Ya know ya really love a woman

When you love a woman you tell her
that she's really wanted
When you love a woman you tell her that she's the one
Cuz she needs somebody to tell her
that it's gonna last forever
So tell me have you ever really
- really really ever loved a woman?

To really love a woman
Let her hold you -
til ya know how she needs to be touched
You've gotta breathe her - really taste her
Til you can feel her in your blood
N' when you can see your unborn children in her eyes
Ya know ya really love a woman

When you love a woman
you tell her that she's really wanted
When you love a woman you tell her that she's the one
Cuz she needs somebody to tell her
that you'll always be together
So tell me have you ever really -
really really ever loved a woman?

You got to give her some faith - hold her tight
A little tenderness - gotta treat her right
She will be there for you, takin' good care of you
Ya really gotta love your woman...

6/18/2012

Adam Sandler The Goat Song Lyrics

I am a simple goat
I live on the back of a pick-up truck
The Old Man tied me here with a 3-foot rope
Am I happy he don't give a fuck
He's filled with anger, and filled with rage

And tells me I smell like piss
His drink, Jimmy Bean
His chaser, a bear
After that, various alcohols
That's when the beatings get so severe

Asleep I pray he falls
But don't feel sorry for me
Things weren't always this bad
Why, when I was a young talking goat
The Old Man was just like my dad

I come from the hills of Europe
That's where I met the Old Man
He was lost in the woods, I gave him directions
He gave me a tuna can

Then he stopped in his tracks
And he said, "Hey Goat!
Would you like to live with me?
I've got a house with a pick-up truck
In a place across the sea"
I said, "Sure, why not, I've got no family
You seem like a nice guy"

So we went off to America
The home of the apple pie
On the boat, the Old Man told me
I would be a present for his wife
"A talking goat!" he exclaimed,
"She'd never seen this in her life"
I felt so special!

Well, I just couldn't believe it
After all theses years I finally had a friend
He trimmed my beard
He scraped my hooves
I prayed it would never end

But when we got to his house
There was no wife
Only a short, short letter
It said: "I'm leaving you for your broher
Because he fucks me better"
His eyes filled with tears of sadness
His heart was filled with grief

To soothe himself he drank a pint of Old Granddad
And beat me like a side of beef
I screamed, "Send me back to the hills of Europe!"
He just shook his head and said, "Nope!
No one will ever leave me again
To make sure, put on this 3-foot fucking rope."

Present day, I've been on the truck for 51 years
My only friend is the AM radio
Sometimes the neighborhood children stop by
But it's always rocks and beer bottles they throw

At first they're excited to see a talking goat
They gather around to hear what I have to say
But I guess sometimes my stories go ont too long
So they leave and giggle I need a bidet

But you know there was a night that I did get off the truck
When the Old Man was passed out drunk
Three neightborhood kids took me to a rock 'n roll concert
The kind of music, old-school funk
It was the first time I got off the truck
The music made me lose control

The lead singer asked if we were having fun
I said, "Fucking crank that rock 'n roll!"
The women at the show were beautiful
As they danced sexily on the soft grass
One of them even petted my fur
Fuck me in the goat-ass!

Then some long-haired guys grabbed me by the horns
And threw me in the mosh pit
They passed me around and treated me nie
Till I nerviously sprayed them with shit
Then the music stopped
And everything was quite
And all the rock 'n rollers started a fucking goat-riot

Kill the goat!
Kill the goat!
Kill the goat!
Kill the goat!

They chased me under the bleachers
They chased me onto the street
They chased me into an alley
And said I was a dead fucking goat meat
But then I saw a sight
That I never thought I'd see

The Old Man swinging his hickory stick
But he wasn't swinging at me
"Fuck you, pot-smoking turkeys!
Don't you press your luck!"

The long hairs ran away screaming
As I scrambled onto the truck
When we got home, the Old Man said,
"Goat, you broke the sacred law
No! Please! Sorry! Shit!
I'll let it go this time, but if you leave again
I'll break your fucking jaw!"
Super! Great! Okay!

"Thank you Old Man, for saving my life
Thank you again and again
You could have let them barbeque me,
But you acted like a friend"

"I'm not your friend, I don't even like you
I'm just not drunk," he said
To prove his point, he drank a bottle of grain alcohol
And beat the fucking shit out of my tailbone
And I'll probably never walk straight again

I guess you'd call me a scapegoat
A punching bag for the Old Man to mock
Just because his wife left him
For his brother's abnormally large cock

He could have been my buddy
But instead he's a crazy old fuck
And, once again, I go to sleep in my eternal home
The back of the pick-up truck

Goodnight, Old Man!
Yeah, goodnight Goat!

Adam Sandler The Respect Chant Lyrics

Respect
Respect
You gotta show the fucking respect

[Repeat Over And Over]

Adam Sandler Voodoo Lyrics


Hey there Mr. Leaf Blower Man
Keep it down for goodness sake
It's way too early in the morning
Can't you please use your wooden rake?
You choose to ignore I
Even though me hungover
That's not being nice
So tonight, your head will be covered in lice

Voodoo spell on you
Voodoo Voodoo
You shouldn't have given that dirty stare
Voodoo Voodoo
Too late for sorry, go cut off your hair

Hey there old, old woman
Shopping for food at the store
Why'd you run your cart into I
And knock me eggs on the floor
Then took the last unbruised cantelope
And laughed so loud with glee
But you won't be laughing
'Cuz from now on it'll burn when you pee

Voodoo spell on you
Voodoo Voodoo
You couldn't have made I any madder
Voodoo Voodoo
That's why I put a curse on your bladder

Boodaloo Boodalay
Boodalee Boodalie
Are the words that he say
When you fuck with I
Voodoo

Hey there Mr. State Trooper
Me was only going 58
Please don't you write up that ticket
It'll ruin me insurance rate
You say you have a quota to meet
So straight to hell with I
Me have only one response
Boodalee Boodalie

Voodoo spell on you
Voodoo Voodoo
You cost I 80 dollars cash
Voodoo Voodoo
Me hope you like your new skin rash

Adam Sandler The Buffoon And The Dean Of Admissions Lyrics

"And now a buffoon's meeting with the dean of admissions at a prestigious college."

[Dean:] "Well Michael, I would like to extend my warmest congradulations
on your upcoming graduation and I understand
you are interested in matriculating here in the fall."

[Buffoon:] "I got a snake, man!"

[Dean:] "Yes, pets are welcome here on campus.
Be it the traditional dog, or cat, or even the occasional reptile."

[Buffoon:] "One time I fed it some beer man! It was slithering this way and that!
It was all fucked up!"

[Dean:] "I'm sure it was.
Well we discourage inappropriate drinking among both students
and pets here on campus."

[Buffoon:] "Fuckin' Shit!"

[Dean:] "Yes, that's a not uncommon reaction to this policy.
So tell me a little bit more about your background."

[Buffoon:] "My father's a fucking asshole, man!"

[Dean:] "Hmm, I see. Your feelings of rebelion are not unusual at your age son."

[Buffoon:] "My mother's a piece of shit too!"

[Dean:] "Well, I hope you can find an outlet for your hostility
over the summer so you can come to school in the fall relaxed
and ready to learn."

[Buffoon:] "My teacher in high school was a stupid bitch, man!
She had her head way up her ass!"

[Dean:] "Well the quality of the faculty at a University
such as ours far exceeds that of a local public high school."

[Buffoon:] "Your secretary's a real fat bitch, man!"

[Dean:] "Yes, she's tried many diets over the years with minimal success."

[Buffoon:] "I had diarhea last month. I had to shit all fucking day!"

[Dean:] "Uh huh, Well we all get the occasional stomach bug,
never a pleasurable experience.
So have you given any thought to your choice of major?"

[Buffoon:] "I've got a big fucking boner right now."

[Dean:] "I see. Well sexual arrousal is not uncommon during periods
of nervous tension. I do not take offense."

[Buffoon:] "One time I ate my neighbors shit!"

[Dean:] "That's understandable. Well, I enjoyed meeting you.
We'll be sending you our decision by the end of the month."

[Buffoon:] "I bet you got really hairy balls."

[Dean:] "Yes, it's a veritable forest down there. Bye bye."

6/17/2012

Luce Buy A Dog Lyrics

I had a dream, it was a good dream
you were there and so was I
we were so happy
I did not want to open up my eyes
and we were driving down a road
it was a long one
there were signs all over saying
the signs said 'welcome to your life'
I looked over and you were smiling
you had a great big smile going
you turned to me, you turned and you said
'all your life, all your life, I got your back'
so if you want to try
we'll make it you and I
we'll never be alone
we'll buy a dog and bring him home
he'll jump up on the bed
we'll be the best of friends
I think that we should try
I picture you and I...
I had another dream
I know you think, 'how convenient'
but I swear it's the truth
we were there, yeah, I was me and you were you,
we had a good long life on this planet
when we died we went to heaven,
saw that god was really Elvis!
anyway, our souls were in the right place
our souls were in the right place..
so if you want to try
we'll make it you and I
we'll never be alone
we'll buy a dog and bring him home
he'll jump up on the bed
we'll be the best of friends
I think that we should try
I think that we should try
and we'll take him on walks with us everyday
(underneath the summer sun)
he can ride in the back of our car when we go away
with his head outside of the window frame
and his tongue out
(chorus)
it's a miracle that we're even here and alive
let's buy a dog and bring him home.

Adam Lambert Fever Lyrics

There he goes
My baby walks so slow
Sexual tic-tac-toe
Yeah, I know we both know
It isn't time, no
But could you be m-mine?

We'll never get too far
Just you, me, and the bar
Silly ménage à trois, sometimes
Would you be m-mine?
Would you be m-mine?
Would you be m-mine?

[Chorus:]
Oh baby, light's on
But your mom's not home
I'm sick of laying down alone, hey
With this fever, fever, yeah
My one and own
I wanna get you alone
Give you fever, fever, yeah

There it goes
You're still my soul and so
'Cause, sweetheart
No-no-nobody a-kno-kno-knows me
Or can find me, ooh
Time to be m-mine, mine

Let's get inside your car
Just you, me and the stars
Kind of ménage à trois, sometimes
Would you be m-mine?
Would you be m-mine?
Would you be m-mine?

[Chorus:]
Oh baby, light's on
But your mom's not home
I'm sick of laying down alone, hey
With this fever, fever, yeah
My one and own
I wanna get you alone
Give you fever, fever, yeah

Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
You baby, oh baby, oh baby, yeah, oh baby, you're mine!
Baby you're mine, mine, you're mine

[Chorus:]
Oh baby, light's on
But your mom's not home
I'm sick of laying down alone
With this fever, fever, yeah
My one and own
I wanna get you alone
I got this fever that I can't sweat out

[Chorus:]
Oh baby, light's on
But your mom's not home
I'm sick of laying down alone
With this fever, fever, yeah
My one and own
I wanna get you alone
Give you fever, fever, yeah

Give you my f-f-fever, my f-fever
Give you my f-f-fever, my f-fever!
Give you fever, fever, yeah
Give you fever, fever, yeah!

6/16/2012

Ace Hood Love Somebody Lyrics

[Jeremih]
I could have all the money in the world
But it wouldn’t mean nothin’, nothin’, nothin’
And I could have all the fame in the world
But it wouldn’t mean nothin’, nothin’, nothin’

If you love somebody and nobody else matters say yeah (yeah, yeah) oh yeah (yeah)
If you love somebody and nobody else matters say yeah (yeah, yeah) oh yeah (yeah)

When I’m in the club (when I’m in the club)
They be showin’ me lovin’ (they be showin’ me lovin’)
But it really don’t make a difference
If it ain’t my girl (if it ain’t my girl)
Then it don’t mean nothing (then it don’t mean nothing)
Cause without her I know something’s missing yeah yeah yeah
When you know (Yeah) when you know
When you know (Yeah) when you know
When you know (Yeah)
You know you got somebody who loves you
When you know (Yeah) when you know
When you know, when you know
Cause without her I know something’s missing yeah yeah yeah

[Ace Hood]
I’m addicted to money, I’m addicted to cream
I’m addicted to her, for that love I’m a fiend
Just imagine your touches, I can picture your rubbin’
But I smile when I see ya, girl I’m high of your lovin’
Live my life like a dream, every king needs a queen
Girl my life is a movie, sipping Goose in Jacuzzi
Picture staring this movie, picture dripping in Luis
See us cruising on yachts, while we feasting on sushi
Used to mingle with groupies, they be begging to do me
But my mind on my misses, never mind all dem women
Feel me tasting your kisses, and it’s you what I’m missing
Girl I’ll trade in this living, I just want you to listen

[Jeremih]
When I’m in the club (when I’m in the club)
They be showin’ me lovin’ (they be showin’ me lovin’)
But it really don’t make a difference
If it ain’t my girl (if it ain’t my girl)
Then it don’t mean nothing (then it don’t mean nothing)
Cause without her I know something’s missing yeah, yeah, yeah
When you know (Yeah) when you know
When you know (Yeah) when you know
When you know (Yeah)
You know you got somebody who loves you
When you know (Yeah) You know
When you know, when you know
Cause without her I know something’s missing yeah, yeah, yeah

If you love somebody and nobody else matters say yeah (yeah, yeah) oh yeah (yeah)
If you love somebody and nobody else matters say yeah (yeah, yeah) oh yeah (yeah)

[Ace Hood & Jeremih]
Now if you love em’ and you know it and it ain’t that hard to show it
Put your hands up (yeah, yeah, yeah)
Put your hands up
Now if you with em’ through whatever,
Know that shit can’t do em’ better
Put your hands up (yeah, yeah, yeah)
Put your hands up. Ace

[Ace Hood]
Got the money and cars, biggest houses and yards
Had the baddest of broads, but I’ve trade in it all
Hang up my player card, present the ace of heart
You can keep the fame, the game, the name and all the fancy cars
You can have all them groupies, they be begging to do me
Put my mind on my misses, never mind all them women
Feel me tasting your kisses, and it’s you what I’m missing
Girl I’ll trade in this living, I just want you to listen

[Jeremih]
When I’m in the club (when I’m in the club)
They be showin’ me lovin’ (they be showin’ me lovin’)
But it really don’t make a difference
If it ain’t my girl (if it ain’t my girl)
Then it don’t mean nothing (then it don’t mean nothing)
Cause without her I know something’s missing yeah, yeah, yeah
When you know (Yeah) when you know
When you know (Yeah) when you know
When you know (Yeah)
You know you got somebody who loves you
When you know (Yeah) You know
When you know, when you know
Cause without her I know something’s missing yeah, yeah, yeah

If you love somebody and nobody else matters say yeah (yeah, yeah) oh yeah (yeah)
If you love somebody and nobody else matters say yeah (yeah, yeah) oh yeah (yeah)

[Ace Hood]
When I’m off up in the club, yes I’m missing your love
Girl I’m fiendin’ your drug, and I need that it’s a must
All these women I lust, begging me for my tough
Don’t amount up to much, but it’s nothing like one
You can have all them groupies, they be begging to do me
Put my mind on my misses, never mind all them women
Feel me tasting your kisses, and it’s you what I’m missing
Girl I’ll trade in this living, I just want you to listen

[Jeremih]
When I’m in the club (when I’m in the club)
They be showin’ me lovin’ (they be showin’ me lovin’)
But it really don’t make a difference
If it ain’t my girl (if it ain’t my girl)
Then it don’t mean nothing (then it don’t mean nothing)
Cause without her I know something’s missing yeah, yeah, yeah
When you know (Yeah) when you know
When you know (Yeah) when you know
When you know (Yeah)
You know you got somebody who loves you
When you know (Yeah) You know
When you know, when you know
Cause without her I know something’s missing yeah, yeah, yeah

If you love somebody and nobody else matters say yeah (yeah, yeah) oh yeah (yeah)
If you love somebody and nobody else matters say yeah (yeah, yeah) oh yeah (yeah)

I could have all the money in the world
But it wouldn’t mean nothin’, nothin’, nothin’
And I could have all the fame in the world
But it wouldn’t mean nothin’, nothin’, nothin’

Seryoga - Black Bmw Lyrics

Я вырос на окраине рабочей городской
Парнишка в модной кепке зуб потёртый золотой
Парнишка вид простой и вовсе не красавиц я
А мне навстречу все девчёнки улыбаются
Когда под вечер я из дома выхожу во двор
Сажусь в машину улыбнусь и завожу мотор
Включаю музыку и разноцветные огни
С тоскою полною в глазах глядят мне вслед они
Ведь у меня есть чёрный бумер он всегда со мной

Ведь у меня есть чёрный бумер быстрый и шальной
Ведь у меня есть чёрный бумер бумер заводной
Садись смелей девчёнка покатаемся с тобой

Чёрный бумер чёрный бумер
Стоп-сигнальные огни
Чёрный бумер чёрный бумер
Если сможешь, догони
Чёрный бумер чёрный бумер
Под окном катается ( чё--чё)
Чёрный бумер чёрный бумер
Девкам очень нравится
(чёрный бумер)

А наш райончик на отшибе городском стоит
И вся округа день и ночь стаканами звенит
Ребята местны горьку пьют не знают фитнеса
Всё потому, что перспективы нет и бизнеса
Ай улица родная семь домов, три доски
Здесь делать неча наши мурки воют от тоски
А только мне всё нипочём до самых сумерек
Я по райончику форсю на чёрном бумере
Ведь у меня есть чёрный бумер он всегда со мной
Ведь у меня есть чёрный бумер быстрый и шальной
Ведь у меня есть чёрный бумер бумер заводной
Садись смелей девчёнка покатаемся с тобой

Чёрный бумер чёрный бумер
Стоп-сигнальные огни
Чёрный бумер чёрный бумер
Если сможешь, догони
Чёрный бумер чёрный бумер
Под окном катается (чё--чё)
Чёрный бумер чёрный бумер
Девкам очень нравится
(чёрный бумер)

Чёрный бумер чёрный бумер
(чё--чё)
Чёрный бумер чёрный бумер
(чёрный бумер)
Чёрный бумер чёрный бумер
(чё--чё)
Чёрный бумер чёрный бумер
(чёрный бумер)

Я вырос на окраине рабочей городской
Парнишка в модной кепке зуб потёртый золотой
Парнишка вид простой и вовсе не красавиц я
А мне навстречу все девчёнки улыбаются
И если кто-нибудь из них попросит: ,, Прокати,,
Я прокачу её пусть жаже мне не по пути
Ведь я парнишка с виду из себя хоть и простой
Но отказать я не могу девчёнке ни одной
Ведь для того и нужен бумер он всегда со мной
Ведь для того и нужен бумер быстрый и шальной
Ведь для того и нужен бумер бумер заводной
Садись смелей девчёнка покатаемся с тобой

Чёрный бумер чёрный бумер
Стоп-сигнальные огни
Чёрный бумер чёрный бумер
Если сможешь, догони
Чёрный бумер чёрный бумер
Под окном катается (чё--чё)
Чёрный бумер чёрный бумер
Девкам очень нравится
(чёрный бумер)